I feel... Absolutely speechless, to say the least. Why? Hokaaay, here's how the story goes:

I have wanted the Fish (Loaded Longboards’ awesome skateboard) for so long it’s not even funny. My friends probably would love to hurl me off the nearest cliff for talking about it so much. Long story short, I saved up my hard earned cash…And then, by like, Thanksgiving, I’d finally saved enough—only to spend it all on Christmas presents. Durrrn holidays…

So one day, as usual, I was gazing glossy-eyed at the computer screen, looking at pictures of the world's hottest skateboard (THE FISH, DUHH) while muttering something like "...OH HOT DAMN THAT THING IS FRICKIN' SEXY HAWT" and looking something like this:

Until I scrolled down. Oh, all had been well in my small monkey brain until that point... But there it was: The Ceviche.

And at that moment, my mind exloded and small globs of brain matter were splattered all over.

Now I'm sure you might be thinking something along the lines of: WHAT TEH FUCK IS THE CEVICHE?!

Well, here's how Loaded themselves put it: "The Fish is dead and the Ceviche is here to tease your palate." That's right-- Loaded took the Fish and changed it; they made what was the world’s most awesome skateboard even awesomer.

…So anyway. After stumbling upon the trove of amazingness that is the Ceviche, I mulled it over for approximately fifteen seconds before I decided to blow all my Christmas money on it.

AND I THINK I’M GOING TO EXPLODE I’M SO HAPPY